Halal-ish:
A New One Woman Show by Rudaba

From Pakistan to NYC—a Muslim woman’s journey through love, labels, longing, and (potentially) getting laid on Valentine’s Day—told with humor, heartbreak, and a whole lot of healing.
Halal-ish is a raw, honest, and heart-opening solo show about what it means to own your desires, to belong, and to choose yourself, over and over again. Through characters and confessionals, Rudaba explores the culture, conditioning, and crazy plot twists that brought her to NYC via Pakistan, and her fifth V-Day by herself.
Balancing a tightrope between what is considered halal vs. haram, Rudaba shares what it means to be an immigrant, Muslim, American woman navigating life and longing.
Halal-ish is Hasan Minhaj meets Hannah Gadsby meets Fleabag, but make it Muslim, Punjabi with more curves and better eyebrows ;-)
(Halal-ish was previously titled Next!)
Why this show? Why now?
Representation beyond stereotypes
Now more than ever, we need stories that are honest, fearless, nuanced—and reflective of the full experience of Muslim immigrant women.
Gone are the days when Muslim women could be reduced to symbols of hijabs, terrorism, or oppression—tropes that cast them as voiceless victims waiting to be rescued by the West. Today’s global audiences, shaped by digital connection and cultural fluency, are hungry for deeper storytelling. They crave narratives that honor contradiction, complexity, and truth.
We need stories that challenge stereotypes. Stories that make us laugh through the pain and grieve with grace. Stories rooted in a specific culture, yet resonant with the universal human experience.
In a world where Muslim, desi, and immigrant women are often spoken about but rarely heard on their own terms, Halal-ish is both a reclamation and a revolution. It offers visibility to those navigating multiple identities—while inviting everyone to reflect on what it means to choose yourself in a world that constantly asks you to fragment who you are.
Halal-ish meets that moment. It reclaims narrative power and insists on multidimensional representation. It invites us to laugh, to feel, to wrestle with contradictions—and to expand what it means to be a woman, a Muslim, a lover, and a dreamer in today’s world.
This show is a reminder: representation isn’t just about visibility. It’s about voice.
Calling all misfits, black sheep, cycle-breakers, trailblazers, the bold, dangerous, unique, and courageous ones!
Halal-ish exists in the messy, tender, taboo space where desire meets devotion, culture clashes with autonomy, and love refuses to be one-size-fits-all.
With humor and vulnerability, Halal-ish dares to ask: What if the most halal thing you can do is choose yourself? And could it be that the most haram thing you can do is abandon yourself in an effort to please others?
This show is for anyone navigating in-between spaces—between cultures, generations, labels, identities, expectations, and longing. It’s for anyone who’s ever questioned whether they’re “too much,” “not enough,” or “not allowed.”
Because healing is non-linear.
Desire is divine.
Pleasure is our birthright.
And the time to tell our own stories is now.